Oh, really oatmeal cookie? Are you really that "outrageous"? Why? Because most of your raisins are weirdly concentrated on one side? Because Starbucks is putting magic mushrooms in their pastries now? I seriously doubt it. Listen, if you're going to say you're outrageous, you better be ready to live up to your name. Not just sit there in your case, and then sit on a plate, and then get chewed up, and then go inside someone's stomach. Wait, that is kind of outrageous, if you think about it.
