Where do I start? First of all - Jason Lee is way too good for this movie. Second of all, why did they "update" Alvin, Simon, and Theodore by dressing them up like a way less cool version of Run DMC? Or, as VH1 's Michelle Collins put it, "...Does anyone here remember Alvin looking like Eminem's ballsack?" No. Plus, the trademark turtlenecks have clearly been traded in for hooded sweatshirts. Why? Why does this exist? Do you know what I seriously hated about that show? When Alvin would get a crush on a human girl. Or when they would like, go to school with humans. Like that would ever fly. Wait, does anyone remember that Daily Show episode with that lady that treated the squirrel like her own child? And it had like a closet full of tiny clothes? Man - where is the footage for that?